Bryan, 22, Musician/Singer/Songwriter
im pretty pessimistic for an optimist
i write songs about once-amazing-turned-super-villain-girls and situations in my life
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It’s February, and you know what that means!
Don’t forget to get your romantic interest one of these cards to demonstrate your true feelings!
(via zerostigma)

+18° C – on Hawaii they take two blankets.
+10° C – in buildings in Helsinki they turn off cooling.
+2° C – Italian cars can’t start.
0° C – water is freezing.
-1° C – you can see your breath. Russians are eating ice-cream and drinking cold beer.
-4° C – your dog is getting in your bed.
-10° C – French cars can’t start.
-12° C – politicians start talking about homeless people.
-15° C – American cars can’t start.
-20° C – you can hear your breath.
-24° C – Japanese cars can’t start.
-28° C – your dog is getting in your pyjamas.
-29° C – German cars can’t start.
-30° C – there is no any normal car that can start.
-36° C – Russian car can’t start.
-39° C – Russians are buttoning shits completely.
-50° C – your car is getting in your bed.
-60° C – people of Helsinki are freezing. In Moscow they button the coats.
-70° C – hell is freezing over.
-72° C – lawyers are putting their hands in pockets.
-120° C – alcohol is freezing. Russians are getting really nervous.
-273,15° C – absolute zero. Molecules are not moving. Russian is licking the frozen vodka.
(Source: possibility--girl, via zerostigma)
There’s nothing like a naked girl on your bed.
(by Mike Lerner)
damn this one’s old
(via shelbykerin)