@3 months ago with 5944 notes
frolickingnipples:

mtv:

watch here.

yessss

frolickingnipples:

mtv:

watch here.

yessss

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@3 months ago with 31439 notes
@3 months ago with 904 notes

The Hardest Decision of my Childhood. 

@3 months ago with 88975 notes

alchymista:

It’s February, and you know what that means!
Don’t forget to get your romantic interest one of these cards to demonstrate your true feelings!

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@3 months ago with 3899 notes

Definition of cold 

+18° C – on Hawaii they take two blankets.
+10° C – in buildings in Helsinki they turn off cooling.
+2° C – Italian cars can’t start.
0° C – water is freezing.
-1° C – you can see your breath. Russians are eating ice-cream and drinking cold beer.
-4° C – your dog is getting in your bed.
-10° C – French cars can’t start. 
-12° C – politicians start talking about homeless people.
-15° C – American cars can’t start.
-20° C – you can hear your breath.
-24° C – Japanese cars can’t start.
-28° C – your dog is getting in your pyjamas.
-29° C – German cars can’t start.
-30° C – there is no any normal car that can start.
-36° C – Russian car can’t start.
-39° C – Russians are buttoning shits completely. 
-50° C – your car is getting in your bed.
-60° C – people of Helsinki are freezing. In Moscow they button the coats.
-70° C – hell is freezing over. 
-72° C – lawyers are putting their hands in pockets.
-120° C – alcohol is freezing. Russians are getting really nervous. 
-273,15° C – absolute zero. Molecules are not moving. Russian is licking the frozen vodka.

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@3 months ago with 6701 notes
mikelernerphotography:

There’s nothing like a naked girl on your bed.
(by Mike Lerner)
damn this one’s old

mikelernerphotography:

There’s nothing like a naked girl on your bed.

(by Mike Lerner)

damn this one’s old

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@3 months ago with 717 notes

naked pictures of my EX!

loljk im not that mean….but she thinks i am.

@3 months ago

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@3 months ago with 28 notes

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@3 months ago with 97 notes